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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Reptile

Google Voice Message:
Hi Mel search mom, it's just I wanted to let you know we should you come down to plans, and I'm not here the second floor, bathroom. There's actually a reptile and they fixed her reptile yeah. Hey Cynthia shower. You know it's it'sit's, where they're dribble, and I bought it at the swap beat. Anyway, you can still use the bathroom. It's just be sure and close to the were. The bye and I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Real Message:
Hi Mouser it's mom its just that i wanted to let you know should you come down to playas and i'm not here the second floor bathroom there is actually a reptile in the shower... it's it's a red eared turtle and I bought it at the swap-meet. Anyway, you can still use the bathroom. It's just be sure and close to the door. Yeah Ill talk to you later bye.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Coded Message?

Google Voice Message:
Hi Tim, This is that the on that night and the beach. Your wife ball phone number and I'm perfectly. I can just don't feel if your other tickets up certificates. Okay, see you at the mall today I spoke, bye.

Real Message:
Hi Tim this is Tatiana. I cannot reach you by old phone number and I am perfectly ok with 2:30 if you are late it is absolutely ok. Ok see you tomorrow - TODAY..I hope..Bye.

Depth Yellow?

Google Voice Message:
Hi Tim, This is depth yellow. I'm here at the get to this. Monica mental because it is too many connections. So, the box and I'm not sure it is, it's, sinican all it is, it's working the phones just according to get to you The Sermon okay bye.

Real Message:
Hi Tim, This is Tatiana. I am here to get this Mac and it looks like too many connections to the box and I am not sure is it sleeping or is it working or something. Um, just a hoping to get you...Ok..Bye.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Girlfriend is Pissed

Google Voice Message:
Hey it's me. Your again. Yeah. So anyway, Yo I'm sick of the yo see you later your. I guess yard Texas. Yeah right.

Real Message:
Hey it's me, again. Umm, anyway I just wanted to say good luck in your tournament. I'll see you later, I guess. Or Text me, bye.

Poetically Wrong

Google Voice Message:
Hey and lost your inter-city love my including our, so I need to figure yes sir. Yeah on the the war. Yeah, Maya. I'll see you in yeah bye.

Real Message:
Hey Tim it's Oscar. I apparently left my phone at the Cambodian restaurant, so I need to figure out how to get there. Ugh, call me back..oh that won't work never mind I will see you when you get back, bye.